University of Pennsylvania

4:00-Okay, one more hour. 
4:14-I can do this. It's not that long.
​4:32-WHAT THE HELL IS TAKING SO LONG
4:47-I CANT TAKE THIS
4:52-I didn't get accepted. I shouldn't even be this nervous.
5:00-OMG I'M ACCEPTED TO PENN
5:01-Check Penn's financial aid availability: $40,000.
5:15-Mom walks through the door.
5:16-Tackles mom

Moral of the story: Ivy league schools cause so much anxiety, and if you're not careful, someone will end up with a bruised back.

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