I live for bad jokes. Seriously. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

Come on, now; admit it. That's comedy gold.

I love telling jokes that I know other people won't find funny, because it leaves me with the unique challenge of making them laugh with my own reaction. I've pretty much mastered as many funny laughs as I'm ever going to use. And I've a relatively good track record when it comes to over-explaining the joke and getting laughs that way. It's easy to be clever when you start at a jaw-droppingly unfunny baseline.

I was having such a beautiful dream
Everything was going great
No worries at all
Until, I woke up from my alarm -_-  
*sigh*  Another morning, another dream dreamed and forgotten forever

With what might be mistaken as an attempt to get viewers away from The Celebrity Apprentice, President Obama announced to the world at 11:30 pm that the US has killed Osama Bin Laden and has his body in custody. This ends a 10 year chase for the man who blew up the world trade center and was responsible for the death of thousands of American Lives. Although this won't end terrorism, this is a huge victory for America, bringing vengeance  to the people who died on 9/11 and dethroning the face of terrorism and a huge anti-American movement in the middle east.

USA USA USA

On Saturday when I'd awaken to use my laptop, I was taken off guard by this image.

"All progress is change but not all change is progress."

Fast Five with Vin Diesel and Tyrese and Luda and Paul Walker= good movie good looking men, good time!