"You see, Taylor, Yale and Harvard are like Harley Davidsons.  They are the treasure of Americanism and everyone is taught to aspire to them.  The problem is that Suzuki and Yamaha have created better engines and higher performance bikes.  I would take a Jesuit institution over an Ivy League any day. But that's just me.. "

"Ok.. I'm not sure I understand motorcycles that well, though."