Asshole

There's this guy who's a family friend of ours except we don't like him that much. With that said he's not really a family friend he's just friends with our family friends, and since he's such a dick he has no friends and latches on to us. He constantly insults and puts down other people. He's also extremely pessimistic and bitches about everyone and everything. Anyways, I receive a text from this douchebag who ask what my house number is because he thinks he's right outside. I'm like what the fuck? So i got outside to find him parking his 1980's vespa outside our house. He then asks if he can get a drink. I get him a glass of water and know I'll have to make small talk with him which is really hard for me to do because we just don't relate at all. As we "chat" he bitches about everything and then insults me and tells me I should be driving (coming from a guy who drives a fucking Vespa). As some time goes by my mom comes home and I ditch her with him, to go work on my capstone.
I felt bad, but she understands. I'm seeing a movie with this dick next Tuesday. Wish me luck