Camerica Talk Show
Alaska - Hasciya
Toni with and I - Eden
Pudge- Michaela
Jake - Bella
Camera dude- Ethan Chen
Toni with an I (TI)- Hi everybody! Welcome back to Camerica. I’m your host: Toni with an I. Today we have some very “special” guests for you. From John Green’s book, Looking for Alaska; here are Milo and Alabama!
~Studio audience applause and boos~
Alaska (A)- *Under her breath* It’s Alaska
Pudge (P)- Um, It’s Miles, but you can call me Pudge.
TI- Ok Pooj! I have some questions for you two about your love life.
A- Oh, we don’t have a love life. We never had a love life. HE does not have a love life. I do.
P- *exasperated* Hey!
TI- Tell us about that Arizona.
A- *through gritted teeth* Alaska. Well, I have a boyfriend. I love him very much. We actually had a nice date last night. I mean, sometimes I flirt with Pudge. It is just a joke though.
~Studio audience goes “ooooooooh”~
TI- Oh goodness. What are your thoughts on this Fudge?
P- Sure it was a joke. If it was a joke, why’d you make out with me?
~Studio audience gasps~
TI- *le gasps* Seems like there is some romantic tension. Let’s bring Jack, Agnes’s boyfriend, in now!
A- What? N--
Jake (J)- (enters) ~studio audience WILD applause~
J- It’s Jake. *winks at camera*
~cue fangirl sounds~
TI- So, Jek, what is your opinion on this matter?
J- What matter?
~studio audience gasps~
TI- He doesn’t know!!! Alexa, would you like to tell Jay?
P- *whispers through gritted teeth* Nooooo…
TI- What was that Puddle?
P- Nothing.
TI- It’s your turn Ally.
A- *Deep breath. Sigh.* Before I say anything, Jake, I want you to know that I love you so much. Um… Pudge and I… We may have made out last night.
~Studio Audience boos~
J- *Angry shouts* What?!?
A- Jake, I--
TI- *Looking into the camera* Ooh. The tension is growing. We just found out Aska is cheating on Joe, with her friend Mark.
A- Cheating? No. It was a dare. We were drunk.
J- *Glares at Pudge* What do you have to say about this?
P- I… Uh… What she said. Drunk. Dare. Yeah
J- Alaska. When was this? Where was I?
A- It was last night. You were with your parents for the weekend.
J- But we had a date that night!
A- I know… This is too much. I need a smoke. *Pulls out a fake cigarette*
TI- Woah woah woah. No smoking on this set Ava. Er, if you need to smoke, please go outside.
A- I don’t give a *beep* what you say *in a mocking voice* Toni with an I. *Leaves*
*Toni with an I, Jake, and Pudge sit there awkwardly for 5 seconds.*
*Cricket noises*
TI- Well, uh, we’ll see you after this quick break.
CUE COMMERCIAL BREAK
Static
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*Show Jake* “Uh, what am I doing here?”
State farm logo and jingle.
A arguing with TI, low sound, beeps
TI looks at camera, fixes her mic
TI- Annnndddd we are back!
A- *Grumbles under breath*
TI- So Moss, what do you have to say for yourself?
P- I uh… It was a dare? *scoff from Jake* I mean we were both very drunk and didn’t think much of it. Looking back at it now, it probably wasn’t the best idea
J- Ya think?????
A- Jake, calm down. It didn’t mean anything, I promise. I still love you.
P- Well-
*le argue*
Sound fades out
TI- Well that’s all for today folks! Tune in next time as we answer the age old question: is King Duncan Macbeth?
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