Dear Fellow Student Interested In Mark Twain,

Would you like to dress in white suits, smoke cigars, and exchange lazy witticisms on a wood porch on a quiet summer evening? I do hope you consider this with the utmost seriousness, I make this offer not in jest but with a quiet hope that you will say yes and allow one of my dreams to be realized. (It only works when done in pairs so surely you understand my desperation.)

           From An Incredibly Eager,

                        Christine Walden

P.S. We shall be wearing mustaches of course.