Mid-Afternoon Conversation Enjoyed on the Neighbor's Veranda

"Are you a bobcat or a wildcat?"

"I am a lynx."

"You're a sphinx."

"I am a lynx."

"Oh I understand, a fancy sphinx."

"I am not a sphinx."

"So are you a bobcat or a wildcat?"

"I don't understand what is happening..."

"Definitely a wildcat."