The Sex Thingy...

(Introduction) She is about to come over after she is done with whatever she has to do. I’m about to get some action when she comes over.

(on the phone with Chris)

Him: I just met her yesterday, on my way to class.

Him: She’s super fine bro, she got a real nice body.

Him: Her butt is super big.

Him: Nawl I don’t want to date her, that’s not me you know that.

Him: Because I’m just trying hit, yameen.

Him: Well, I mean I can’t help it, girls just like me like that.

Him: whatchu mean what about kayla?

Him: I don’t talk to that girl anymore, she’s to attached.

Him; Nawl, I don’t care if you talk to her. (giggles)

Him: Wait, hold on she callin now.

(Pause…)

(On the phone with Mariah)

Him: Wassup Mariah?

Him: Yeah you can still come over.

Him: Nawl my parents aren’t home.

Him: Whatchu mean, what are we going to do?

Him: What yo, we are not going to “Netflix and Chill.”

Him: Because that boring, I’m tryna do something that fun.

Him: Wait hold on, Chris is on the other line.

(pause…)

(switches the line back over to Chris)

Him: Yo

Him: Now why would you call me by my first name, you know I don’t like being called Trey.

Him: You know why I don’t like being called that, and she was talking about some “Netflix and chill”.

Him: I know she thought that I wanted to watch Netflix with her, that’s only me and my lil sis.

Him: Wait hold on bro, I think she hung up.

( Pauses...)

(Back on the phone with Mariah)

Him: So are you coming over or what?

Him: But why do we have to watch Netflix, I don’t like Netflix.

Him: Listen girl, just make sure you wearing something nice.

Him: So what you're saying is that you’ll wear something nice, if we watch Netflix?

Him: Fine we can watch Netflix, and you’ll find out the rest when you get over here.

Him: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, just hurry up and get over here.

(Phone calls ends with Mariah, switches back over to Chris.)

Him; Yo Chris I gotta go.

Him: Because she on her way over and I gotta make my room look presentable. ( Starting fixing his bed)

Him: Because I don’t want her coming over to a dirty room, and she start thinking that I have bed bugs or something.

Him: A lot of girls do think that, member what happened to Keem?

Him: I know but he was always a dirty Young bull, so… But Yo ima call you later so I can get ready and make sure nobody is coming in the house until later on.

Him: I’m hanging up you. Your talking a little too much right now.

Him: Ima call you when she leaves OK, just stay up and close to the phone.

( The phone hangs up and then it rings again.)

Conclusions : Ugh, why is he calling back? I’m not answering I have important things to do before Mariah comes over.