‘So you go to kill her, because she is my mother… WHAT?’
So in this moment, I got confused by the script. That’s the time to talk with the director.
‘You tell me to shut up? Hey! I have a question! And you call me to shut up? Did your mum teach you to be polite to everyone huh?’
‘Who wrote this script? This scene is trash! Wait… not even the scene is trash, the entire script is trash! Look at the grammar! Change the plot, fast!’
At this point you may ask, why an actor will complain the script? Well...that’s not an argument, this scene is actually in the script, so don’t worry.
‘What the hell man? And now you start swearing to me and try to lower my salary because I was being rude to the director? Not cool man, NOT COOL!’
But this scene is not in the script, things start getting wrong. Ugh!
‘Hey Director! I just follow the script, what are you angry for?’
‘What? You don’t want me to in this movie?’
I got the feeling when you screwed up and get someone angry! So, you may ask, ‘Hey, so how do you calm the director down?’ Spoiler alert, I calm him down but with a long story.
Don’t want me in this movie? Yeah.
‘That’s not cool, director!’
‘That’s what the script tell me to do, calm down.’
‘Oh guys, here! Help me to calm down the director, please!’
‘Just like they said, calm down!’
‘Just… just look at the script god damnit’
‘Oh now you feel sorry huh? You should be. Thanks you friends!’
So the director calmed down and we keep on filming.
But before we refilm, me and my friends spend a hour to rewrite the script with frustration.And we are off!
‘So you want to kill her because she killed your mum?’
‘But that so risky, she know how to kill but you, you barely know how to use a scissors! How can you avenge your mum if you don’t know how to deal with a killer?’
‘What cut, director, huh?’
‘What are you saying? What “I don’t like this script?”! We already CHANGE the script. What do you want?’
‘Now you want to fire us all, but you can’t! You are not the boss here! Let me call the boss. Oh wait, that’s no signal here, darn.’
‘What do you want?’
‘Whoa! He-hey, calm down, director. Put down the knife, that is a real knife, not a prop. Just… put it down.’
‘Holy crap, you almost hit me when you throw the knife! Friends, HELP!’
‘Director, put down the gun. That’s not a prop too. Put it down before someone get shot, ok?’
In this moment, he pointed the gun to me and fire straight right to me, luckily I dodged it just in time!
‘Friends, I am sorry! Don’t come in here! Call 911 instead, quick!’
Now i stuck in a large filming room with 4 other actors and actresses, they hide with me in the same place. And he is coming to our hiding place!
‘This is not what fire mean...oh crap, RUN!’
I am so dumb, I give up our position to him! Although he still misses me but he hit one of the actresses in the leg and I shout…
‘Quick, distract him by throwing anything you found. I am going help the girl!
They trust me and do what I tell them. This give me time to rescue the girl. I move her to the cover at least.
‘Are you ok? I am sorry i don’t have any bandage but some Tissue paper for stop you bleeding. Oh, the cops are here.’
I will never break the 4th wall again!
After me and my brother left a farewell party hosted by my classmate back in Hong Kong. I was very sad, it’s like losing a bunch of friend immediately and the feeling is still here. I miss then so much! After that, I wondering how my life will be different when I move to America at home with sadness, and Pokemon, yeah!
But before we moved to America, me and my brother know that Pokemon is very popular in America so we planned to made a Youtube channel about Pokemon, because we watched a lot Youtube videos After watching for 3 to 5 years, we are going to make a Pokemon Youtube channel to be a Youtuber. We thought for about 2 days what kind of video we want to post on Youtube. We thought about gaming, animation, review and etc. At last, we plan we are going to upload Pokemon stories, because my brother love Pokemon stories very much! But still, I haven’t upload any video on my Youtube channel. So sad. ;(
On the first day of school, I feel excited and happy. I like to meet new students and so I’m excited! If I remember correctly, my first friend was Bobo. One thing I found out is that most of the students don’t understand Cantonese, or even don’t know what is Cantonese. Well, Cantonese is the language of the Cantonese people. In mainland China, it is a lingua franca of Guangdong Province and some neighbouring areas, such as eastern Guangxi Province.
It’s been a month in the school, I feel good and the students are very nice, I like it! They help me a lot, in homeworks, in projects, in warmups, etc. I like them! I joined the baseball team because I want to improve my baseball skill, I learned baseball in Hong Kong before. Even the students in baseball team are nice too! That’s cool.
Because I am a Pokemon fan, I feel very happy when I meet another Pokemon fan! One of my friend is a Pokemon fan so we talk a lot more than others, if I meet a Pokemon Fan, the first question I ask is, “What is your favorite Pokemon?” “Mine is Missingno. , a.k.a. Missingnumber!” “Why do you like a glitch Pokemon like Missingno., Alan?” “First, I like the design; Second, the moveset is unusual, and I like unusual things; three, the shape.” “But which version you like more, red,blue or yellow?” “I like the design of red and blue version, but talking about moveset, either!” After some Pokemon conversation, I said, ”So I herd u liek Mudkipz” “SHUT UP, ALAN!! STOP THAT MEME!!” That’s my favorite part of my Pokemon conversation! Troll!!
But I am not always happy in the school. Sometimes I feel lonely and left behind. I don’t quite know how I got this feeling but it’s onto me everyday in school. I just want someone care about me. Hugs?