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My Beffer is EPIC....
Absence
"Hello...yea" then he laughs and hands me the phone
"...this grown man on the phone, Where is Pookie!"
"Are you still talking, he's not on the phone anymore"
"Ooooh my goodness who is that picking up your phone?"
"Ricky"
"Oh, I was about to say who this grown man picking up your phone, Hahaha, but wassup Pookie"
I then explain to her the situation
"Pookie! This could be serious. You know what, call your mom and see if she wants me to take you to the hospital, how could this happen!"
"I fine I mean you can finish what your doing and then come up here."
"No, Pookie I'm on my way now"
In about an hour and a half I'm stiffly laying in my bed singing also to Natasha Bedingfield "Strip Me" waiting on my mom to tend to what appears to be a back spasm caused by the unknown and provoked by every movement.
How Rude!
"Oh, hi! How have you been?" I asked, removing my earbuds.
"Pretty good. How's Trevor?"
"Fine. You know, just chugging along through middle school. And Ethan?"
"He's doing great." An uncomfortable grin formed on his lips. "Are you almost done?"
"Yeah, I have about 5 more minutes." I said, deciding I could cut a few minutes out of my workout for his sake.
"Because I had signed up for that machine and-"
"Oh! I'm sorry. Here, you can go ahead. Sorry about that."
The hidden demand took me by surprise. I jumped off the machine and proceeded to wipe it down. I bit my lip; no point in getting angry. I maintained my fake smile throughout the rest of the conversation. Rarely was I kicked off a machine. It happened occasionally with strangers, but never did I expect an acquaintance to deny me of my final five minutes.
Cold
Itunes ( Poem )
nice and slow like a virgin,
listen broken hearted girl,
read your mind,
everytime i close my eyes ,
the closer i get to you
<3
Monopoly
Kevin: I don't feel like it kat.
Me: PLease I really wanna play!
Kevin: eww that's what she said.
Me:come on kevin, for real... Lets play man.
Kevin: I'm really tiered of loosing Kat, like the game god's hate me, I never get to pass Go, I always get sent to jail, I never collect Free Parking money I only end up buying the ghetto spots on the board and Im always first to be bankrupt, I really can not emotionally take it anymore.
Me:.... so no..?
Keving: No.
DRUGS, MONEY, AND CORRUPTION
My friends! Welcome. I am glad to see you have come, I’m glad to see you all leave your nice cool home into the heat of summer. But now is not the time for small talk. You’re standing right now in the center of the canyon tunnel pass, the biggest drug route known to us. Each of you are the best of the best in you cartels, 10 cartels sending 10 delegates, each cartel having 4,000, and there’s over a hundred more small cartels. That’s over 40,000 hardcore members, 40,000 more counting, affiliates and 30,000 more not organised but ready to fight. Thats more then 100,000 soldiers that are ready to fight! Now there no then tens of thousand policia in the whole country, giving us a massive avantage. Muy buenao, no?
[begins to pace]
Now think of it one all powerful force. One Cartel. One cartel that controls everything! Nothing would move, without us allowing it to happen! Think of it, we can control everything, the air ways, the border, everything! We could tax the crime syndicates, and control the policia. We could own this country.
The problem in the past has consistantly been the policia turning us against one another. We have been unable to see the truth, because we’ve been fighting for traffic ways, or precincts, and our turf, our little piece of turf. que el total de mierda mis amigos. The turf is ours by right. It is all ours!
With an alliance we would be able to slowly take america as well, branching to every state, controlling their gangs, and crime. We can remold the country into our own image of power. We would have the ability to produce 300 times the amount of coke, marijuana, and meth. And with all this extra product we would be send our products over seas, becoming an international Cartel.
All we have to do is keep up the general truce.”
I’m a user of some if the most dangerous drugs in the world. I'm talking about cocaine, but not just cocaine, heroin and any other hard drug you’ve heard about. If it could get me high I’m on it. But until now i had to get my drugs from different cartels.
You’re goin be shocked to hear it, I know I was but there is talk about all the cartels are going to form an alliance. Yeah, an alliance, is the most dangerous thing in the world and the reason it's the most dangerous is because they are deadly and powerful apart, with them as a one thing man, prices are goin through the fuckin roof.
Druggies use to get high so we can escape problems. But with this alliance we are goin to be screwed, shit it wont just be druggies, it will be the pigs too. the cops will be screwed too, they are out numbered, out gunned, have less then half of the resources the cartels do.
Robert Joseph Smith : Open, leaning back on a chair, boots on the table.
I hate fucking mexicans! All their drugs, and guns, and the death they bring with them.
Why?
[lunges forward in the chair]
They took somthing from me, they took everything from me. things that i can never get back, they took him away, without even a warning, or a reason. He was incecnt, he was just a boy. after he was killed, she became depressed, an...and, killed herself.
But thats none of your fuckin concern you little prick.
they compensated for what they did very well, offered me a job, pay, very nice pay. You know what I’m sayin santos?
I know i could get locked up if i continue to do buisness with them.
So? So nothin, i don’t fuckin care! I make more a week then i do in a year, smuggling them over the border, and lettin them destribute wmd’s and drugs. Whos goin to say anything anyway? You? Hahahaha, you would never, who do u think IA is goin to beleive? a rookie fresh out the academy, or a tenured vet? Hahaha even if you snitch on me, they will be after you, and thats the last thing you want right?
How bout this, i talk to Ceasar, see if hes got an openin, and you could get a slice of the bread. What do you say to that, hmmmm?
Well think about this while your at it, you would make twice as much a week, then you would in a year. Your kids would be set for life, you and your wife too.
[Leans back into the chair, putting boots on the table]
Ok, i’ll give you till tomarra then the deals closed. Oh and by the way, if you mention this to anybody, i might make a visit to you wife and kids, do you under stand me?
Good. Now go check the east wing.
Michael Gabriel Santos : open, Sitting at the dining room table looking at bills
Shit!
[puts bills down, puts his hand on his forehead slowly swiping back]
Why did he tell me that?
What is the pourpse of tellin me that he works for Ceasar. is he trying to test me. Is he even legit?
He didnt seem like he was playin around.
And if he wasnt screwin around, why would he offer me a “position” with him?
what the hell should i do? Should I take the deal, he says he makes a lot, and money is a real scarce thing now-a-days.
I really need the money. WE really need the money, its not every day someone offers you a six didget salary, we’re bearly gettin by with what im making now, and
between the kids schooling, both the morgages, mom and dads care.
But if I get cought, then everythings screwed, my family needs me. My family needs the money.
And even if i dont do this, what would i do bout smith, i couldnt live with myself if i just let him continue to endanger American citizens, but i cant report him, he knows where i live, and i have to protect my family.
And the likely hood of us getting cought is slim.
But i just dont know.
I cant beleive that im really trying to decide between morals, or money.
FUCK!!!!
Thats it i’ve made my choise, im goin to........
Jersey Shore.
World of 100: Comparisons
High Voice
A sentence is worth 250 words...
Be it the 7 Eagles Jerseys, 9 Phillies Jerseys (1 of which is signed), 4 Flyers Jerseys (2 were actually worn on the ice), 4 Basketball Jerseys (1 is Michael Jordan’s McDonalds High School Jersey), 1 College Football Jersey (Joe Namath Alabama), as well as a jersey worn by Donovan Mcnabb in his rookie year, and many more jerseys that I have put away in my garage; But because of all of the choices, the one I have decided to wear today is just one of the many Phillies Jerseys, with the number of one of their “Aces” and Some of my friends have told me that I should consider selling some of my “Collection” or donate them to a charity that gives clothes to kids in poverty in third world countries, so I turned around and told them “You got to be out of your mind to even think for a second I would just give away these jerseys, but I suppose it would be a good thing,” so they told me “ that is just selfish if you think them kids don’t deserve to have them jerseys that you are not even wearing,” so being the type of person I am, I simply took only the jerseys that had no worth of EVER wearing and sent them to the charity organization that takes care of the distribution so a couple of days went by and I had received a couple of letters from places I had never heard of with pictures enclosed of the kids who got the jerseys.
The Ride Home
Accidental Trail
250 words
250 Word Sentence: Hoping for a Joke
Victoria sat on the cushion of the windowsill in deep thought, switching between glancing down at the dark vacant street below her, which was occupied by only two sleeping cars; one blue, one white, and then up at the sparkling starry sky while she hoped that at least one of the burning bodies of gases had received all of her telepathic wishes and had sent her back some sort of confirmation that earlier that day when Bobby Johnson had approached her in the hallway and grabbed her hand to pull her aside to say “Vicky, I… well, we…. I mean, I should first say that I… no wait, she became… sweet heart Lisa and I are having a baby,” he was jokingly referring to the most popular senior health project where the students pair up and take care of a child, and that when she laughed and shoved him playfully, replying, “Omigod, shut up- really? It’s such a shame; that child will die in days,” he would’ve smiled and agreed with a laugh of his own while wrapping his arms around her comfortably and reminding her of her future in bearing his children instead of remaining serious and grabbing her hand, holding onto it and refusing to let go until she undoubtedly understood that he was seriously and literally going to have a child with Lisa, who was not only her best friend since pre- school, but the one who had introduced Bobby to her as her first cousin, but dragging her along through this disturbing joke was just too much fun for him.
250 Word Sentence
250 word sentence (plus ending)
This House
If this house could talk, boy let me tell you it wouldn’t be happy.
Every word you here would be muffled by the cries
Of a house that’s been sufferin for so long, too long.
This house has seen so many tears from so many eyes.
Its heard so many words from so many mouths
That are never meant to leave ya mind.
This house would be tellin you that it knows more pain than anyone should.
It knows a girl who has been crying for so long she forgot how to smile.
It knows her daughter who feels so unwanted
That she doesn’t think shes even worthy of this house she calls home.
It knows the mother, the one who tries to feel like everything is ok
Who doesn’t let no one see her cry
Who is a young mother and a young grandmother
Who hides those pills in her room till the time she needs them
This house knows the man who owns it
The man who instills fear in every person that steps in that house
The man who has hurt so many with the words of his mouth and the sting of his hands
Then this house would tell you how scared it is.
It would tell you that it is so scared
That little girl
Just a baby just turned 5
Hardly knows the world.
No one wants her to be like that sister of hers
No one wants her to grow up in pain
But this house is so scared because it knows that this little girl needs her sister
This house knows that this little girl will one day have to know
Her sister aint even her real sister
This house would tell you that it can see
This little girl is gonna have to live without a dad and with a broken mother.
So let me tell you if this house could talk there would be so much pain
Global warmin wouldn’t mean nothin
The flood of our tears, of your tears would flood the world on its own.
When that day comes that this house does talk
Don’t ever forget that it is broken and in pain
But this house has always been strong enough
Strong enough to protect a family who needs love that this unspoken house gives.
250 words of fun
I just can't take it.
I can't ever do anything with my friends.
I can't ever go out.
Shopping?
Don't even ask
Movies?
Forget about it
I can't even go away for college.
i know I'm young but I'm about to see the world
Doesn't that count for something?
I know I don't get the best grades,
but Im dumb cause I dont?
I just don't get it,
Doesn't she know the more she smother me,
the more I wanna break free.
Story #4: The Winter of Pain
For the first couple of months, I kept getting infections and having to take antibiotics for them. Then, one day during winter break, I couldn't eat anything. I thought it was nothing so I just ignored it. As the day went on, I got sicker and sicker until I couldn't even move. My parents called the doctor and they just said I was dehydrated so I just had to keep drinking liquids, but sadly those didn't help. My parents took me to the doctor's office and had to run test on me. They found out that I had a stomach infection.
"How did that happen?" I asked. It turned out that I got it from taking too many antibiotics in such a short amount of time. I was out of school for a week, unable to eat anything but Girl Scout shortbread cookies.
Once I was better, I had to be taking back to the doctor. They said I had lost 6 pounds. I finally got back into school, I missed so much work. I promised not to get that sick ever again
250 Word Sentence
A 249 Word Sentence With Viscount Odin Prudence Monroe
It was noon when I told her -- her being a woman named Roberta who is prone to hysterics at the sheer mention of Monaco, bastard children, blonds, brunettes, tabby cats, or breakfast cereal due to the rather infamous actions of her eldest son at the end of the oh so harrowing France-Australia war -- of the very dead gentleman now adorning her critically acclaimed gnome sanctuary (a body which came to be in its present state, oh Reader, when a young, vivacious, albeit paranoid and often ridiculous woman from a small Minnesota town, who decided to leave her childhood home to join this small grouping of wayward individuals in Montana, including the befuddled Roberta, in the hopes of escaping the seemingly ever-present feeling of dread that stemmed from her growing realization that the world existed beyond the scope of her limited and often quite morose imagination, perceived she was in danger and being stalked as she walked home from her unfulfilling employment as the town’s assistant deputy sidewalk and bike lane inspector - a familiar feeling for this paranoid lass which tends to manifest itself most aggressively in the evening hours of a mildly comfortable day with a 50% chance of rain after ten, when she decided for safety’s sake to attack the assailant that was “undoubtedly” prowling behind with her purse bayonet, killing him instantly with his last thought being one of confusion as to why this crazed woman stabbed him while he was walking to his sister’s house.)