Oh my God. I still can’t believe it. I have to be the luckiest guy in the world! I mean come on how could someone like me get a gig like this? Yesterday I was just stuck on my cozy little stamp sheet, chillin’ with my friends, and now here I am on this huge envelope on my way to the Bahamas! Warm, sunny, beautiful Bahamas. The plane ride is a little bumpy though, and I can’t really see in this bag, but I can dream! Just think that in a few hours, I’ll be in paradise! I cannot wait! I’m gonna look so good on the beach, I’ll have a great tan, and the water is going to be so clear. It’s gonna be the best! (Beat) WOAH! Did you feel that? I think the plane just landed! I am in (Beat) The Bahamas! This is huge. I’m still in shock, I’m literally shaking right now I’m so excited. OH MY GOD. I’m being carried to the beach right now! Oooh, I just heard a door slam. I think I’m in the car on the way to the beach! Phew I’m nervous; I mean I don’t even know if I can swim, but I’ll learn! Ow! That was rough. I just got slammed down on the ground or something. Geez I didn’t know the beach was hard like this, I thought sand was soft and warm. Oh well, I still have the sun and the water! (Beat)
Woah! What’s happening? Why is everything falling out of the bag? Where’s the sand? Where’s the sun? (Beat) Where’s my beach? (Beat) This must be a rest stop! That’s it! Someone drank a little too much soda on the flight over here and forgot to go on the plane. What other explanation could there be? I just gotta wait until somebody comes back to take me to the beach! (Beat) It’s gonna be great. I, I just know it. (Beat) Yup, pretty soon I’ll be relaxing on the sands of The Bahamas. (Beat) They’ll be back any second now. Any second. (Beat) Maybe they ran out of toilet paper? (Beat) Ya know what? I won’t worry, they’ll be back in just a little while. So I guess this is The Bahamas. I never imagined it this way, but I still have my dream! The big seashells, enormous sand castles. I’ll have the most fun I’ll have in my entire life! Hey! That guy is coming back! I knew it! I knew it! Hey over here! Where are you going? Wait don’t turn the lights off! Come back! (Beat) Where’d he go? Why isn’t he taking me to the beach? I can’t believe this. (saddened) I’m not going. But, why? Did I do something wrong? All I ever wanted to do was go to the beach. Now that I finally have the chance, I can’t take it. This isn’t fair! I only had one wish! One! I was never greedy or bad. So why can’t I go? Why is this happening to me? I hate this. I should’ve never believed I was going in the first place. I just wish I never got on this envelope, it was a complete waste of my time. I’ll never get to the beach and I don’t care. It’s just a big puddle with weird looking dirt. Who would want that? No one.
Wait, what’s that? I see a light! Someone is putting me in a bag, what’s happening? What’s going on? Oh my gosh I’m going to the beach! I never doubted it for a second! I am so happy that I got on this envelope! It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me! Oooohhh this is so exciting, I can’t wait! Oh my gosh. Oh MY GOSH. I’m outside! I can feel the warmth from the sunlight, I can smell the saltiness of the sea, and I can hear the seagulls! Woah someone’s digging around the bag! Wait, what? they’re grabbing me! (widens eyes in shock) Wow. This is amazing. I can’t even begin to describe what I feel. Woah! They’re bringing me toward someone, I guess this is it! I’m here! I made it! I’m being handed to someone! Wait, wait, what? I’m slipping, I’m slipping, what’s going on? I’m falling! I’m finally here! The sand feels so nice, I finally got to the beach!